I am a unicorn named Chris Colfer, disguised as Rainn Wilson, diguised as Shia Labeouf, disguised as a socially awkward fangirl name Taylor. ~ Starkid ~ Potterhead ~ Gleek ~ Theater Nerd ~ Disney Lover ~ Atelphobia ~ Directioner ~ Streisand Worshiper ~Tribute ~ Soon to be star~ Fangirl~ Obsessive ~ Nerd ~ Different ~ Watermelon Fishie ~ JoMoST ~ body, a, a:hover { cursor:url(‘http://www.dolliehost.com/dolliecrave/graphics/cursors-cute/0Moustache.png’), auto } Confidence Quotes SCMMusicPlayer.init("{'skin':'skins/tunes/skin.css','playback':{'autostart':'false','shuffle':'false','volume':'50'},'playlist':[{'title':'High School Rockout','url':'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BKsIHKKgo0'},{'title':'Call Me Maybe','url':'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfaE_mTczM'},{'title':'Granger Danger','url':'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-SVY1vzJ9U'},{'title':'Glad You Came','url':'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew-bnZEV_ks'},{'title':'The House Song','url':'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlswB9ZDyZc'},{'title':'Slytherin Night','url':'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdjhU4KoYBM&feature=related'},{'title':'What Is This Feeling','url':'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W10IufttTsU&list=PL8D96A826BFA70CFE&index=4&feature=plpp_video'},{'title':'This Is Halloween','url':'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rmmhzu1Pc0'},{'title':'I Imprinted On An Infant','url':'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xdVtiFwMR0'}],'placement':'bottom','showplaylist':'false'}"); I SPEAK PARSELTONGUE{ wear } THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE{ Team StarKid }PIGFARTS{ Team StarKid } THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE{ Team StarKid } DEATH EATER{ wear } JIGGLYPUFF{ Team StarKid } I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT{ I am up to no good. }Tumblr (3.0; @taylorparmeter)http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7adbff9362f19ba634bad390c6437d4b/tumblr_mmqwx4uKxw1s4s6b5o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c003a66b7d9488b572ed15b19403a9f/tumblr_mmqwx4uKxw1s4s6b5o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4cae66fb290cbb7c3749139e5bead29/tumblr_mmqwx4uKxw1s4s6b5o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e83343ff2839dbbd096f1a39b29fba0/tumblr_mmqwx4uKxw1s4s6b5o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8077c4dba22bda2ee3c97f130b10fc53/tumblr_mmqwx4uKxw1s4s6b5o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4d2e4c0213daa4d1910ea45631bdbc3/tumblr_mmqwx4uKxw1s4s6b5o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/50549888252http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/50549888252Wed, 15 May 2013 22:53:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f91a5ccfa7e5b7635a16172722333be8/tumblr_mfpk4qCBJE1r3k73wo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://capripamyupamyu.tumblr.com/post/47454246868">capripamyupamyu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://undercover-witch.tumblr.com/post/47348054902/awesomephilia-best-one-yet">undercover-witch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/47295794813">awesomephilia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/38983751479/via"> </a></p> </blockquote> <p>best one yet</p> </blockquote> <p>i love that she stands there afterwards with the same look on her face as the rest of us</p> </blockquote>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/47512063209http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/47512063209Mon, 08 Apr 2013 23:07:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbos1upyZh1qzcv7no1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbos1upyZh1qzcv7no2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbos1upyZh1qzcv7no3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbos1upyZh1qzcv7no4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbos1upyZh1qzcv7no5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbos1upyZh1qzcv7no6_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbos1upyZh1qzcv7no7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbos1upyZh1qzcv7no8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbos1upyZh1qzcv7no9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/33325053224http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/33325053224Wed, 10 Oct 2012 18:46:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06ogt7F9U1qzmgk8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06ogt7F9U1qzmgk8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06ogt7F9U1qzmgk8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06ogt7F9U1qzmgk8o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06ogt7F9U1qzmgk8o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06ogt7F9U1qzmgk8o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>As long as you’re mine.</em></p> </blockquote>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/33323117930http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/33323117930Wed, 10 Oct 2012 18:18:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91uiycLvL1qght87o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91uiycLvL1qght87o2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91uiycLvL1qght87o7_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91uiycLvL1qght87o6_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91uiycLvL1qght87o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91uiycLvL1qght87o4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91uiycLvL1qght87o3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91uiycLvL1qght87o8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91uiycLvL1qght87o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29873468086http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29873468086Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:05:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo2o92p7mY1qf4n30o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://luckygandor.tumblr.com/post/7419900656" class="tumblr_blog">luckygandor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Clearly, I am losing it, and am too obsessed with these two. </p> <p>I REGRET NOTHING.</p> <p><strike>If it isn’t obvious by the bad shopping, this is fake~~.</strike></p></blockquote>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29867982724http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29867982724Mon, 20 Aug 2012 21:46:54 -0400http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29867981844http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29867981844Mon, 20 Aug 2012 21:46:53 -0400<p><a href="http://andrewgarfield-liferuiner.tumblr.com/post/29866571648/devin-and-evy-just-said-that-they-are-the-most" class="tumblr_blog">andrewgarfield-liferuiner</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Devin and Evy just said that they are the most legitimate ship. OMIGOD. I’m dead.</p></blockquote>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29867976387http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29867976387Mon, 20 Aug 2012 21:46:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m930swBTXz1qfdwsio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29867968350http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29867968350Mon, 20 Aug 2012 21:46:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m930v9Xcz01r9ouy2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://angelalol.com/post/29867930590/must-be-a-new-follower-of-him" class="tumblr_blog">hkangela</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>MUST BE A NEW FOLLOWER OF <strong><a href="http://yourlifeaswilly.tumblr.com">HIM</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29867967518http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29867967518Mon, 20 Aug 2012 21:46:41 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://apple-coke.tumblr.com/post/29612519628/a-haiku-to-the-potential-klaine-breakup">apple-coke</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>no no no no no</p> <p>no no no no no no no</p> <p>no no no no <em>no</em>.</p> </blockquote>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29764930983http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29764930983Sun, 19 Aug 2012 13:02:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90ft5FEHm1qzxzwwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/29762539627/hes-21-years-old" class="tumblr_blog">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/5097987">He’s 21 years old</a></p></blockquote>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29764926901http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29764926901Sun, 19 Aug 2012 13:02:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buttgenie.tumblr.com/post/29738493469/thooooooooooooooooor-buttgenie-what-if">buttgenie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thooooooooooooooooor.tumblr.com/post/29738410091/buttgenie-what-if-oxygen-was-just-tree-farts">thooooooooooooooooor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buttgenie.tumblr.com/post/29737304509/what-if-oxygen-was-just-tree-farts">buttgenie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if oxygen was just tree farts</p> </blockquote> <p>get off the internet</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zjhyNODb1qkq3sj.png"/></p> <p>let’s be rational for a second</p> </blockquote>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29764887508http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29764887508Sun, 19 Aug 2012 13:01:48 -0400Me: Oh! I need to Google something!<br /> Me: *Opens new tab*<br /> Me: *Opens Tumblr*<br /> Me: Wait...http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29764865984http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29764865984Sun, 19 Aug 2012 13:01:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90fnrcdR31rt8b3eo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29764864271http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29764864271Sun, 19 Aug 2012 13:01:21 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/28355763724/when-youre-asked-if-you-find-someone-attractive">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><br/>If mom asks:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rf2afWIJ1qebrvh.gif"/></p> <p>friend asks:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfnj0rIRlW1qa9lq5.gif"/></p> <p class="gone"><span>via </span><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/">sodamnrelatable</a></p> </blockquote>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29764821847http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29764821847Sun, 19 Aug 2012 13:00:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8v2ybPsKl1ql5yr7o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29728353163http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/29728353163Sat, 18 Aug 2012 21:58:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7r7ygyWla1qc0cxpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/28881291758http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/28881291758Mon, 06 Aug 2012 22:44:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8czvryhmR1rs91hpo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/28881288773http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/28881288773Mon, 06 Aug 2012 22:44:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ytfb7jT41r7q8pxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/28881286325http://taylorparmeter.tumblr.com/post/28881286325Mon, 06 Aug 2012 22:43:58 -0400